orthopaedics jr-

Once a Junior resident went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come for 1 hour after saying lie of collecting reports
so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor : I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board.
Junior resident : No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Junior resident : I know very well Doctor and that is why I have
come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like
me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Junior resident : I know I am a human being ,but listen to my
complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Junior resident :
I sleep like a dog thinking about my unit work load and emergency
duties whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse and run to ward,
I go to work in hospital running like a deer,
I work all the day like a donkey,
I run around for 12 months like a bull without any holiday,
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses ,
I am like a rabbit before my Seniors,
Doctor: Are you from JN Medical College Orthopaedics Department?
Junior resident : Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are from Orthopaedics Department....
Come Junior resident , no one can treat you better than me.